Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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