so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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