I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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