carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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