she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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