hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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