But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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