It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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