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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I love you. Go after that dick
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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