Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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