you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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