Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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