Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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