hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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