So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Nobody cheats on THIS.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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