If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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