I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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