garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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