Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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