There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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