your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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