At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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