Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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