just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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