Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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