Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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