Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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