Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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