Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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