I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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