New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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