doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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