I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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