Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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