we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Do vagina's smell?
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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