so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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