Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The adults are the big ones right?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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