I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Never joke about your clitoris.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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