CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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