hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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