I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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