no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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