i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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