I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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