Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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