Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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