The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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