I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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