found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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