The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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