Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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