i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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