Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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