I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
