grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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